美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

8 w2 v; i, }, q0 z& x3 u$ B如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

! q$ n4 V1 d5 X& `4 ^0 DThat was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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3 b4 B2 A% z8 O) Y你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.

% D* o4 d' h% K# G& Z% s* n# _1 G你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

; h3 k" H6 O( E5 o& _1 Y) A如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

5 R: ]' Z$ }9 O* `& g, ?人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.

我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

9 j0 @( A5 E$ x* m. k+ F, RIt is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.
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你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。
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0 z  a* m8 X( }: QYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。
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I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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- {5 g1 E7 {, O  J% Z: J) ^我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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: Y3 x+ l% X* |/ i7 B: ?" D! @Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.
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想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。
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, U' Y9 Y+ V$ }5 [* _7 A2 {It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”