a 啊哦
路过
<p>呵,搞笑的</p>
呵呵经典加搞笑!
<p>呵呵，很好笑</p>
插话有意思吗,只不过活跃大家气氛,轻松以下啦
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><font color="#666666"><font face="Arial"><span class="t12c6">５秒钟内反应过来的就是高手，给你５秒啊！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你现在清醒吗？以下有</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">道题目，在看完题目后立即作答，不准慢慢想！看下</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你是否真的清醒</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">第一题</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">: </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你正在参加赛跑，几惊辛苦，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你终于超过第二位的健儿，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你现在是第几位？</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">答案：</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果你答第一，你就完全错啦！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果你超前原本第二的人，你便取代他的位置，即是第二，猪头！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">第二题</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">（不可以用多过第一题的时间，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">要快！）</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果你跑呀跑，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">超过最后一名，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">而你现在是第几？</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">答案：</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果你答尾二，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你又错啦！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你又怎么可能超前最后人，他都是最尾咯？你怎么还会在他后面？猪头，呵呵</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">第三题：</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">中国目前日均流量最大的社区网站是什么？（别害怕，大胆的回答）</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">答案：</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">如果你答天涯、新浪，那太遗憾了你还是错了！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">lqqm</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">，高校</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">bbs</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">联盟社区，根据武林榜统计，从三月起，流量已跃升国内第一！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">第四题</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">（开始觉得自己有点猪头了吧</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">......</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">）</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">数学心算题题</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">不准用笔，纸或计数器，</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">只可以心算</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">...... 1000 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">加上</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">40 ......</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">得未</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">再加</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">1000 ... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">再加</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">30... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">再多</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">1000... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">又再加</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">20... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">现在再加多</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">1000... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">再加</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">10... </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">总和是多少？马上回答！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">答案：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 5000</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">？又错啦！广告时间休息一下</span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><a href="http://hrm.cn/" target="_blank"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span lang="EN-US">联英人才</span></span></a></span></b></span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">宗旨：为企业寻找有价值的人才；帮助人才就业、择业、实现职业生涯发展目标；用热情和专业化的服务保证客户满意。</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><br/></span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">重庆招聘求职群：</span></span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">35508674<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">网址：</span></span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><a href="http://www.hrm.cn/">http://www.hrm.cn/</a>
<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">星期二、四、六现场招聘会</span></span><span class="viewthreadtxt"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">
<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">网上招聘垂询电话：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">023-63782960</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、</span><font face="宋体, MS Song"><span lang="EN-US">63782941</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">自己拿个计算器算一下，是</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">4100 </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">大猪头！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">你真是超笨呀</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">......</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">最后给你一次机会！</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">第五题，（英文题</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">:</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">）</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> mary</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">‘</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">s father has five daughters: 1. nana</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 2. nene</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 3. nini</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">，</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 4.nono. what is the name of the fifth daughter? </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">哈哈！！！猜什么呢猜，这么简单的东西，ＭＡＲＹ嘛！！哎．．．．．．</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">我看到一个奇怪的现象，就是看我贴子的一部分人，都在不久后做成了如下事情：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 1</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、恋爱成功了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">2</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、生意谈成了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">3</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、升官发财了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">4</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、心情舒畅了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song"> 5</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、家庭和睦了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">6</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、身体健康了；</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="宋体, MS Song">7</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">、万事顺意了。这部分人就是先顶再看，看了还顶的兄弟姐妹们。</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">毛主席教导我们：“看到好贴一定要顶！”</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">毛主席的话，是很有道理的。</span><font face="宋体, MS Song">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥;">回个贴就那么难吗？</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p><font face="宋体, MS Song"> </font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><p><font face="宋体, MS Song"> </font></p></span></p>
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哈哈 ，不错啊
<p>呵呵楼主 噶搞笑 啊 </p>
本来还搞笑的,可是最后一句话很不道德!~
<p><font size="7">爽</font></p><p> </p>
，顶下~！
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呵呵
你就是一个臭流氓
<p>哈哈哈 那首诗不错</p>
<p>LZ 还要回去上课的 </p>